...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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