Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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