I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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