How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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