I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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