So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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