There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
