She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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