Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
