scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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