fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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