I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Randomize
