I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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