I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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