Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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