you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
they're like a gay fantastic four
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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