How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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