Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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