how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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