how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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