They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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