I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
she smelled like a LAN party
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
