I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Are my feet made of real feet?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
