Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
it's like iHOP with fire
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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