I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
