Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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