She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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