Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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