Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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