She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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