So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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