1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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