that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
that's an acceptable place to lick
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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