school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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