come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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