dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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