He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You've changed since you got that strap on
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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