He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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