So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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