I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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