We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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