no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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