Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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