I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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