Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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