Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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