I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
be right there i have to get my cape
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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