Don't make out with my wife yet
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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