Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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