I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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