Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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