New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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