I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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