So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
