god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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