Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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