I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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